Andrée

For some reason I feel that it is my goal to make you understand the person who is Andrée.

The other day another girl in the program told me this story, and it basically describes her perfectly. I'm going to paraphrase what she said:

I was in Andrée's office trying so sign up for classes, and she was talking to me and there were these pigeons outside her window, and all of the sudden, in English, she goes *insert French accent* "I HATE pigeons."

She opens up her drawer and pulls out a water gun, opens the window and sprays them.

Now, you need to imagine this story being told with huge breaks because we were all laughing so hard. As I write this I'm laughing, I can't imagine anyone else in the world but Andrée doing that.